Monday, January 9, 2023

1950 Singles: Foggy Mountain Breakdown / No Mother or Dad - Flatt and Scruggs

 Foggy Mountain Breakdown / No Mother or Dad - Flatt & Scruggs


Why included: 2nd in RYM's Top 10 singles of 1950


A-side: Foggy Mountain Breakdown




Now, this is one uncontrollable motherfucker! This was not just the speediest song around in the early '50s, this was one of the speediest songs ever recorded. Seriously, I don't think Slayer or Minor Threat ever played as effortlessly fast as Earl Scruggs here, redefining the use of the banjo entirely by plucking those poor, battered-down strings at a monstrous pace. Hell, this thing is so fast that I'm not really sure the average Joe can dance to it anymore!

Yet, don't let its comedic uses in Western chase scenes fool you, this is not a crude attempt at playing fast for the sake of it. There is an impressive level of fluency in how Scruggs cranks out the notes in a breakdown fashion, and the song never loses direction due to the smooth fiddle notes anchoring the groove down. The real achievement here is that, even at this frantic pace, each and every note is kept sonically rich and sharp. That's what makes the effect so unbelievably annihilating: when he kicks the power on, so many ultra-charged notes are launched at your face that you barely have time to process what is happening. Flatt & Scruggs very and truly invented a whole new genre here, proving to be influential to generations of bluegrass artists (it did make it onto May The Circle Be Unbroken after all) and even the future rock 'n' roll scene.

Detractors could argue that this style of playing is quite limited, and that's quite true: if you hear their album Foggy Mountain Jamboree, they had as much wiggle room with this style as Ramones did with theirs (maybe even less since Ramones could at least use their vocal hooks to their advantage). However, if you give both styles the time they deserve, they will surely endear themselves to you and, eventually, you'll begin to notice that there is a lot to explore within these limited means. So cheers to this kickass masterpiece of an instrumental, and let's hope it endures as a staple for bluegrass bands to come.

B-side: No Mother or Dad




I like this one! The grit of Earl's banjo mixing with the fiddle gives the song a rich sound and far removes it from the overly clean-cut forms of the genre. Along with that, the boys are obviously taking heavy cues from Hank Williams, especially with the way he would use elongated phrasings to extract a tragic feel. I wouldn't say this song is a classic (the song is, after all, a typical country song with some elements of creativity), but it is pretty darn enjoyable, especially if you need a break from the head-spinning chaos of the A-side.

Verdict: Essential listening


Although I try to stay away from the country bashing done by many ignorant folks, I do often find it hard to enjoy most country music unless it maintains some edgy elements (unless it's Jimmie Rodgers or something). This single, however, is a prime example of music from the genre that is timeless because it dares to take large risks that pay off enormously due to the sheer passion and artistic drive required to even begin to play like this. It's a really beautiful moment when you watch the famous music video of them playing "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" with company, where you can feel how excited everyone is to be there celebrating this landmark instrumental. It's rare that songs like this feel so alive and vital, and there's loads of that spirit to be found here. So what are you waiting for? Go hear this single and get the jolt of your life!

Sunday, January 8, 2023

1950 Singles: The Fat Man / Detroit City Blues - Fats Domino

 The Fat Man / Detroit City Blues - Fats Domino


Note: I am aware that it was recorded and released at the tail-end of 1949, but the single is so important to not just the year 1950 but music history in general that I make an exception for it.

Why included: 5th in RYM's Top 10 singles of 1950 


A-side: Fat Man


Sometimes, major revolutions may not be as obvious and flashy as we expect; they may lie in subtle details that might seem insignificant at first but earth-shattering when you finally soak it all in. If you listen to a good amount of old-school R&B and jump blues, this song may not stand out as a major highlight. At its core, it is just a regular rhythm and blues song set to the trademark New Orleans "Junker Blues" melody used by Lloyd Price, Professor Longhair, and many others. He didn't possess the vocal powerhouse of Big Joe Turner or Wynonie Harris nor did the song present instrumental virtuosity on par with Amos Milburn or the previously-mentioned Professor Longhair. Forget that this is commonly heralded by people (like myself) as the first rock and roll song, how did this sort of song become such a monster hit?

If I had to take a guess, it is the unique yet organic juxtaposition of a ferocious sound with such a charming and lovable personality. Maybe it is a jump blues song at its core, but it was genuinely novel at the time the way Fats banged the keys with all of his might under a pounding backbeat propelling it forward. Fats had serious playing chops (as demonstrated in the B-side of this single), but he wisely traded complexity for this minimalistic style to give the song a visceral, gutsy feel. The song becomes even more fascinating when you hear the utter friendliness of his demeanor, living and wah-wahing his life to the fullest while even poking a bit of fun at himself in the process (the lyrics are truly classic here). Really, it's so mindblowing how he managed to balance his heavy sound with his easygoing persona so perfectly throughout his career, becoming the friendliest guy in rock 'n' roll while packing a punch that blew the minds of Jerry Lee LewisLittle Richard, and countless others who could feel the beginning of a musical revolution in their bones. A milestone classic indeed that retains plenty of entertainment value today because who could not fall under the spell of such a wonderful dude like Fats? 

B-side: Detriot City Blues


If anyone still had doubt in their mind about Fats being a great piano player, this is the recording to hear. He wasn't the finest player of the rich New Orleans piano-playing tradition, but he certainly had plenty of performing talent that made him a significant presence in the scene. The song itself is pretty generic, but the way he flavors the songs with glissandos and speedy soloing is quite impressive. His style was not nearly as visceral and unique as Professor Longhair or Allen Toussaint at the time, but this track is a good demonstration of the musical backbone behind his acclaimed classics that all Fats fans must check out.

Verdict: Essential listening


There is plenty of debate about when rock 'n' roll truly begins, which I always felt was generally unresolvable. Most genres develop and evolve gradually, and it's hard to say when we have crossed the point of no return. Yet, I feel this single is the best point at which to begin, not only because this was the first rock-sounding song to sell a million records but also because much of the core ingredients are in place. We have our charismatic frontman banging away at his instrument like there's no tomorrow, rocking the dance floor down in a way few did before him. We count Fats Domino as the first rock star chronologically for a reason, and even though this is not his greatest song, this would be a defining recording that declared that he had arrived as a powerful musical force and he meant business. His subsequent career would be a glorious continuation of this song's mighty spirit.

Thursday, January 5, 2023

1950 Singles: Dream a Little Dream of Me / Can Anyone Explain? (No, No, No!) - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong

 Dream a Little Dream of Me / Can Anyone Explain? (No, No, No!) - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong


Why included: 3rd in RYM's Top 10 singles of 1950 


A-side: Dream a Little Dream of Me




I'm not a fan of vocal jazz truth be told: being too repetitive and too clean-cut is not a combination that will gel with a grit-lover like me. Yet, it is still a genre that can be very respectable in the right hands, and this lovely duet of Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong works splendidly here. The composition itself isn't spectacular and perhaps a bit overly sentimental, but the immaculate, subtly assertive phrasings of Ella and the lovable charm of Louis Armstrong play off each other beautifully, providing an organic balance of seriousness and playfulness. Really, this was a perfect match of charismas to make the experience endearing instead of merely pleasant like most other vocal jazz recordings. And isn't it nice when someone scats and it doesn't sound forced?

B-side: Can Anyone Explain? (No, No, No!)


Clearly the B-side here: Ella still gives a great performance here, but it's much more generic compositionally. Regardless, the actual singing is solid and the interplay between them is still fresh, so this is quite entertaining all the same. That little spoken word section towards the end is a cute touch as well.

Verdict: Recommended


As much as find the professionalism of most vocal jazz suffocating, only a heartless bastard could not be seduced by the charm of the duo. Indeed, in a genre like this where exploring sharper emotional territories is difficult, settling for "adorable" and "pleasant" are fair options, and while these sorts of songs can be pretty underwhelming in the grand scheme of things (do people feel these sorts of love songs as deeply as those by Marvin Gaye or Al Green?), I can say quite confidently that they succeed at being adorable and pleasant like few others in the genre can. All and all, a pretty successful duet, even if my heart I am more well-attuned to the Tammi-Gaye combo or even the Redding-Thomas combo (I can't help it that I'm a soul guy at heart!). 

Monday, January 2, 2023

1950 Singles: If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd've Baked a Cake / When Love Happens to You - Eileen Barton

 If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd've Baked a Cake / When Love Happens to You - Eileen Barton


Why included: Best Sellers In Stores Billboard #1 hit in April 1950 for 2 weeks


A-side: If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd've Baked a Cake


Listen, as much as I have a distaste for this sort of pop music, a lot of it can be listenable if you simply lower your expectations. For the most part, pre-Beatles pop rarely reaches the lows that pop-punk or nu-metal hit simply for having a level of decency as a product of its era, and many of its songs have a hook or two to at least keep you somewhat occupied. Really, it ain't all that bad, especially since this type of music inspired plenty of great artists that would start trickling in towards the end of the decade.

However, this is a prime example where no cutting of corners can make me actually find this song tolerable AT ALL. This melody and lyrics are so unbelievably idiotic that I am shocked that anyone would have allowed this to move past the demo stage. It might have been somewhat less excruciating if there was some actual humor to this recording, but no, Eileen totally is unaware of how moronic the song is and her vocal performance is basically like watching your drunk, dimwitted sister-in-law "bust out da moves" on the dance floor during your family reunion. Some people may think I am being too harsh on such a "cute" song, and maybe I'm giving too much flack to a composition with such iconic, clincher lines like "I'd hired a band, grandest band in the land." Yet, it violates my intelligence in such a brutal way that putting it on one more time might bring me to the brink of cardiac arrest. I cannot quite grasp the mass cognitive decline required to allow this to stay on the charts for fifteen fuckin' weeks, but PLEASE, no one record any more nursery rhyme-level songs if you don't have LaVern Baker behind the mic.

B-side: When Love Happens To You


Normally, I would be pretty harsh on something so overproduced and overly sentimental, but believe me, once you have sat through the A-side, this B-side gives your brain a chance to recover. It's just a generic and bland sort of dreary pop song, though I wasn't expecting much from this B-side anyways.

Verdict: NOT recommended


Instead of restating the obvious, I would rather talk about who were the ones responsible for this being a hit. Was it because it was really that catchy and entertaining? I have my doubts about that. I would rather put my money that plenty of guys had the hots for the cute blonde singer who sang in a seductive voice about how she would "bake a cake for you" if you arrive at her front door. That's the only way I can explain it, or maybe people were just perplexed how a contraction like "I'd've" could even exist. Whatever it is, it makes it easier to sleep at night thinking that it was for non-musical reasons this was such a success back then.

1950 Singles: The "Harry Lime" Theme / The Cafe Mozart Waltz - Anton Karas

 The "Harry Lime" Theme / The Cafe Mozart Waltz - Anton Karas


Why included: Best Sellers In Stores Billboard #1 hit in Apr-July 1950 for 11 weeks


A-side: The "Harry Lime" Theme

Rumors say that the soundtrack to the famous British film The Third Man inspired the Spongebob soundtrack, and you know, this theme makes a pretty good case for that being the truth (doesn't it match the show's spirit so well?). It captures that "lazy floating driftwood" vibe so perfectly as it frolics and bounces along its steady but stately pace. Plucking the melody on a zither gave the song a rich central European vibe, but doesn't the melody sound a bit too jumpy and playful to sound like an authentic 19th-century Viennese waltz? The whole thing has this lighthearted, faux-royal ambiance to it that I find pretty funny and endearing, and I'm not at all surprised that such a memorable theme lasted in the charts for so long. It is quite interesting though a connection was found between a serious film noir and a cartoon show, but in the world of music, practically anything can share a spiritual bond.

B-side: The Cafe Mozart Waltz


Sounds like a variation of the A-side with the same sort of feel and zither instrumentation. If you liked the "Harry Lime" Theme, this is something to hear if you want more of the exact same thing. Great sound, of course!

Verdict: Recommended


When soundtracks these days are dime a dozen, it's great when a movie theme can rise above it and have its own individual charm. Just goes to show that the public can often recognize good stuff when they hear it: this was a #1 hit for a deserved 11 weeks, far longer than the Ames Brothers' and Andrew Sisters' offerings put together. Even today, the richness of its spirit and sound still make it quite enjoyable, and while it won't change your life, it's the perfect soundtrack for a lazy, sunny day in the pool where inertness transforms into a blissful state.

1950 Singles: I Can Dream, Can't I? / The Wedding of Lili Marlene - Andrew Sisters

 I Can Dream, Can't I? / The Wedding of Lili Marlene - Andrew Sisters


Why included: Best Sellers In Stores Billboard #1 hit in Jan-Feb 1950 for 4 weeks


A-side: I Can Dream, Can't I?


Dear lord, a cover of a Broadway song from a flop musical? Why did I decide to review the Billboard #1s again? Seriously, no disrespect to people who actually like this type of music, but this is quite literally the polar opposite of what I enjoy. Absolutely no grit or personal flavor, suffocating slickness, corny production values (seriously, couldn't these guys go a bit easy on the strings for once?), and overly sentimental to the point of irritation. I struggle to imagine how someone could actually feel something from such blandness, but hey, clearly I'm the outlier since people ate this crap up for an entire month. Though it was forgotten with time (except by the equally boring Karen Carpenter, of course), so I shouldn't complain too much when there are even worse offenses against good taste in history. 

B-side: The Wedding of Lili Marlene


From what I can gather, "Lili Marlene" was a popular German love song during World War II, and this seems to be sort of like the whole "Jim Dandy Got Married" and "Peggy Sue Got Married" kind of deal. "Lili Marlene" doesn't sound too bad honestly, but this wedding sequel is simply unbearably boring, especially at the hands of such dull vocalists. I'm a total anti-fan of this type of sterilized form of pop music, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.

Verdict: Not recommended


Well, I can't deny this music is really not for me, and the Andrew Sisters are generic enough to make the experience predictably yawn-inducing. It's hard for me to get worked up about music that's so inoffensive, but I'm quite glad that other types of music would eventually replace this soon enough.

Sunday, January 1, 2023

1950 Singles: Rag Mop / Sentimental Me - Ames Brothers

Rag Mop / Sentimental Me - Ames Brothers


Why included: Best Sellers In Stores Billboard #1 hit in February 1950 for 1 week


A-Side: Rag Mop


Well, I guess this is what your average record buyer wanted in 1950 because it managed to hit number one for a whole week, which doesn't seem that impressive, but for a song this fucking idiotic, that's a huge achievement. I guess I shouldn't expect much from a stupid novelty song, but just that corny delivery and "lyrics" on top of that sterile slick exterior make this pretty annoying. It's nothing that deserves your attention and was rightfully forgotten with time, but I do question those who say this was a precursor to rock 'n' roll, how so? It's just an upbeat traditional pop song with a guitar in the background with no traces of a rebellious spirit at all. Besides, we had contemporary jump-blues heroes like Wynonie Harris, Louis Jordan, and others who were getting pretty damn close to the real thing! Whatever, just goes to show that no matter how much we cherish the groundbreaking achievements of Ruth Brown, Muddy Waters, and Fats Domino in 1950, there was still plenty of crap people were buying instead.

B-Side: Sentimental Me


Elvis recorded this song in 1961 and it was pretty damn boring, so what can be said about a vocal quartet without even a fifth of Presley's vocal prowess put together? It's unbearably boring, slick, dated pop music, and there is literally nothing else to say about that. It's more listenable than the braindead A-Side at least.

Verdict: Not recommended


This is a prime example of the dull and annoying pop material that regularly topped the charts back then (and could be argued, never ever stopped topping said charts). It's good to at times listen to songs like this to remember that much of the public was completely blind to the musical revolutions happening under their feet. We might go back and listen to Professor Longhair and Lightnin' Hopkins to educate ourselves about the era, but really, plenty of those people who lived then were unable and even afraid to mess with such visceral, dangerous music. As we progress through the series, it's best to remember that we are all viewing this stuff through a modern lens where we can properly ascertain its value, and while most great stuff did get recognition at the time, we cannot look down upon past listeners for ignoring some geniuses and cherishing plenty of disposable artists.

Atlantic/Stax Rhythm & Blues: Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere – Joe Morris

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